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I don’t know about your house, but there definitely are no laundry elves where I live.
Why can’t I just leave and come home to washed, folded, and put away laundry? I mean, seriously, does anyone enjoy doing this chore? If you do, how much does it cost to hire you?
There’s got to be an elf, or gnome, or app for that. Right?
There is no magic and it isn’t fun.
Just get done already.
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There is nothing worse than getting dressed up only to have a wardrobe tragedy occur without warning, and there rarely ever occur with warning so they are always a tragedy.
Raise your hand if you have ever: dropped food on your shirt/blouse? Dropped food on your pants/dress/skirt/shorts? Dropped food on your tie? Missed both your top AND bottom only to have it land on your shoe? Had it happen to your favorite outfit?
Dang it already…guess I’ll just throw this attire away and start over tomorrow.
**This post is NOT sponsored by Nescafe, but if it wants to I would completely open to large amounts of money.
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