I don’t know about your house, but there definitely are no laundry elves where I live.
Why can’t I just leave and come home to washed, folded, and put away laundry? I mean, seriously, does anyone enjoy doing this chore? If you do, how much does it cost to hire you?
There’s got to be an elf, or gnome, or app for that. Right?
There is no magic and it isn’t fun.
Just get done already.