Unnecessary apology #5
Kinda late with this one today, but I was busy…
Once again I am here to humbly ask your forgiveness. Once again I am sure I have offended and disappointed someone out there, so let me issue this unnecessary apology just so I can cover all my bases in all instances from now until the end of time.
I bathed. Yes, I took a bath. It was a full bath tub and I actually enjoyed it.
Sorry if that makes you mad. Sorry if that makes me “less manly” or “more feminine.”
I didn’t take it to get clean. I took it to relax. I took it because it was time to be alone and in the quiet. Call it “self-care,” whatever the heck that is.
But, here’s the thing, and I am sure there is the part that will really rile some environmentalist or climate change activest’s feathers…
…the bath tub was FULL! And, it was full with HOT water!
Like, I put as much hot water in there as possible without making it spill over the edge as I lowered my body in.
What a waste, right? Too much water and too much energy was used. I am such a bad, horrible, irresponsible person.
I am sure there are poor thirsty people somewhere in the world where I could have sent all that water. Probably some farm or garden or some dried up lake/stream that supports a lower life form that could have used that water.
What’s that you say? Oh, sorry, I had my head underwater. I couldn’t hear your protests…
Not sorry, sorry.