I don’t want to get up. I’m a Toys-R-Us kid…and Toys-R-Us really isn’t even a thing any more.
It’s too early and there are no toys under the tree for me.
There is no snow. This isn’t Christmas without snow.
Why is everyone making so much noise? I am trying to sleep in here.
Do we have any real food? I am tired of eating Christmas cookies and fudge for every meal and snack.
Put up the decorations…and tomorrow take them down. What a waste of time!
It’s a good thing Costco already has exercise equipment for sale. I can remind myself of what I should be doing, but won’t be.
Finally, the mall Christmas soundtrack can leave repeat and be given a rest. Three months of Christmas music is enough.
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