Have you ever experienced an invasion?
Not of rodents. Not of insects. Not of a military kind.
But of the family kind?
Relatives have been in town this last week (and one more to go) and it feels a bit like an invasion. Everything in the house has been adjusted for them, the food, the fridge, the sleeping schedule, the bathroom, the furniture, the accommodations, the entertainment, the seemingly openness to communal living…it’s tiring.
It’s an invasion really.
Suddenly life as I have known it is thrown upside down and normal day to day activities take on a new, additional challenge. It’s not good. Really.
I love them. I’ll admit. But they’re tiring. Really tiring. They live life so differently.
The only bright spot in this invasion? They’ll leave.
This invasion will end and they’ll go home. Far, far away.
The normal (whatever that is) life will return.
Anyone else not really enjoy house guests? Family or other?
Me: Freeze, Dirt Bag!
Me: I said freeze! Now, put down my chocolate chip cookie and step away.
Daughter: Dad, it’s just a cookie. Lighten up.
Me: No, it is NOT just a cookie. It is MY cookie and you are not authorized to touch it, let alone eat it.
Me: You are seriously jeopardizing my ability to love you right now. Drop it!
Daughter: I swear your old age is making you crazy…
Anyone else like chocolate chip cookies as much as me?
Anyone else not like sharing them?
Anyone else feel like your job as a dad is to eat all the chocolate chip cookies before you have to share with the kids? Yeah, me too.
I swear if I have to share another cookie with my kids…
Hotel restaurant – you are the weakest link.
Last year, the food took a long time and the missed one order for someone in the party. Didn’t even get the order put into the kitchen. So someone didn’t even get to eat.
This year, the waitress took forever. The orders came out wrong. Some people had to wait to order after others had already ordered. The kitchen was taking forever and people who were already done had to wait 30 minutes for their bill.
Um, can you say fail? What’s worse it that for two years in a row it has been poor service. Glad I didn’t choose to eat here, but I feel bad for my co-workers did.
The rooms are OK, but the service in parts of the hotel leave a bit to be desired.
Quick, batten down the hatches! Secure the doors! Turn off the lights and be silent!
No coffee in Cubicalville today and the two cups during the commute are not going to suffice. Plain and simple.
If you have the capability, send coffee QUICK!
**If you tuned in yesterday, you know why this is an emergency and you now know it was not remedied over night. The hero of this story will likely die.**
There will be no joy today. There will be no productive things accomplished. There will be no exceptional customer service today.
There will be grumpiness. There will be pining for coffee. There will be sleepiness. There will be desperation.
OK, I better get off of here and go try to see if I can suck the value out of someone’s used up coffee pod from the garbage. Maybe I can just stuff some of those used coffee grinds in between the gum and cheek…
There will be no spitting today.
I had an important errand to run over the weekend and forgot all about it. It crossed my mind at least once…there is something I need to do but what is it?
Now, as I sit in my cube this morning getting ready for the day I remembered what I needed to do. It is glaringly obvious at the moment.
I have no coffee creamer and I am down to my last coffee pod.
This is a problem. One that can’t be remedied today.
I can drink coffee black, but I don’t prefer it that way. I know there are lots of people out there who do like it that way, but I look at drinking coffee like a black and white TV – sure, I can watch TV on it but I prefer my picture in color. It’s just better that way. The same goes for coffee.
The real question is, how am I going to make sure there is no coffee crisis in the morning when I return to work. I don’t have time today, or this evening to get coffee pods. This is the real crisis.
I just might die shortly after the start of work tomorrow.
**Old TV announcer style voice: Tune in tomorrow for the next episode to see if our hero survives. Will he make it? Will the forces of evil prevail? Don’t miss tomorrow’s program to find out more.**
Ever have that queasy feeling that you just can’t shake?
Like, it just hangs on but doesn’t really have an effect until later? Yeah, that is me today.
I started feeling it last night before bed. I was hoping maybe sleep would help so I just skipped most of the evening and headed for the pillow. Unfortunately, that just turned into a night of tossing and turning, trying to get comfortable. There is something going on in there and it doesn’t feel right. But, I wasn’t so uncomfortable that it caused me to get out of bed.
Well, this morning it came. Maybe it was something I ate yesterday or last night. I normally have a pretty iron clad stomach, but his morning…well, let’s just say everyone wanted out of the pool.
Multiple visits to the throne room already. It’s gonna be a long day at work. Luckily (if, in this situation, that’s possible), it happens to be just one end – the bottom end – and not both.
There. I said it without saying it. Enough to get the picture but not too much.
Have an uncomfortable Wednesday, people.
Happy July 4th everyone! Or, Happy Independence Day! Or, Happy Birthday, America!
I doubt many of you will read this today since you’ll all likely be partying hard and enjoying bbq’d food, liquid hops, and exploding stuff. But just in case you happen to stop by and take a look today, I have one request.
Can you turn off your fireworks promptly at midnight?
Fireworks and Independence Day are technically reserved for July 4 and at midnight (12am) it is no longer the 4th, so you need to stop celebrating then. OK?
This Old Guy