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I know for a fact that I don’t need to stock up on TP. That is already clear.
What I am more concerned about is whether or not there will be a shortage of hazmat suits, thus a significant rise in the zombie population.
I don’t feel like the government is addressing this concern. Can we just get some clarification? Do I need a hazmat suit now, or should I wait for demand to overrun the supply so I can pay a price that is in effect equivalent to price gouging?
I mean, I really have an aversion to having zombies and REALLY have an aversion to having my brains eaten (or other body parts – depends on the type of zombie). I know I can start training now to get in physical shape to outrun some zombies, but I am not sure I can social distance myself from all of them, again it depends on the type of zombie.
The government has really fallen down on it’s recommendation here. I am getting mixed messages….
Is there a danger of a zombie apocalypse or not? Do I need a hazmat suit and to begin training to be in top physical condition or not?
I am just trying to determine my next course of action and the mixed messages aren’t helping.
Piss and Moan 
Time for a Colt Python…or three. Katana, maybe?
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So, you’re confident they will be TWD “walkers” and not some other variety?
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Ok. Tip the bullets and the Katana in silver. That should do the trick.
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Wait, so now you’re telling me that werewolves are a part of this threat?
OK, I need to change my pants and go buy some TP.
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LMAO! I’m just covering all the bases. Werewolves, vampires, zombies…they bite you, you change…or die, depending. While you are out searching for the last roll of TP and new drawers, get extra ammo, grab some wooden stakes, some garlic, a crossbow with arrows and a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. A big crucifix might help, too. Just sayin’…
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Done! Shopping list is complete. I got some rather odd looks at my cart while a the farm supply store…but what do I care? LOL
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Ya’ gotta do what ya’ gotta do.
Besides. Your onlookers went back in to buy the same s***. LOL!
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I always wanted to be a trend setter…
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You’re doing a damn fine job.
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