I think I was being punished yesterday.
Why, you ask?
I attempted what no rational adult should attempt.
I went shopping at IKEA with kids. OK, there, I said it. I have known it for a while but I am irrational.
It is a HUGE mistake to take your kids shopping with you at IKEA. They whine. They complain. They constantly have to be taken to the bathroom. They touch things. They run around. All while you are slowly losing your mind and repeating yourself incessantly. Yes, they do have a “play area” for kids. BUT, get this…apparently there are so many rules that few kids even qualify. And if they do, they can only stay there for an hour. Yeah, you read that right, AN HOUR!! It take like three hours just to walk through the store, let alone try and shop.
No rational conversations can be had. No decisions can be made.
All you wanna do when you’re done at the place is smash your head against something hard until you pass out. Yes, that must be what Hell will be like…eternally shopping with your kids.
Here’s an IDEA…IKEA should be a kid free zone.