**This post is totally gluten free.**
I am not sure the title for this little post is a positive thing or a negative thing, but I am definitely leaning towards the negative.
I noticed yesterday that there was some shampoo that was “gluten free”. OH REALLY?
That’s just absolutely great because I was going to drink it (just to see what it tasted like) but I was worried about my allergy to gluten. Since the bottle has now clarified that it is gluten free, drink away! I also noticed the conditioner was gluten free as well, so I’ll be chugging some of that next.
Alright, alright. Truth be told, I didn’t drink it. I was just using that as an example of how stupid our species has become. Two reasons:
- We have become so weak as humans that we can’t tolerate gluten in things we don’t even consume.
- To sell a product, companies have labeled things a certain way in order pander to people who are afraid of everything, even when the product didn’t contain the ingredient in the first place.
If we survive to the end of the century, it will be a miracle. It won’t be war. It won’t be climate change. It won’t be the plague.
It will be fear.
What products should be advertised as gluten free now? “Gluten Free Tires” perhaps?