3 Musketeers

marshmallow covered with chocolate

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Disappointment abounds when your mouth encounters this candy bar. Sorry if you like it…but I honestly can’t see why you would. It’s kind of like eating the chocolate covered marshmallow in the picture above. What’s the point?

Eating a 3 Musketeers is sort of like eating chocolate covered air.

It isn’t satisfying at all.

All for one and one for all, it isn’t. You need to eat about four of them to get any sort of content and then you feel really guilty because you ate all that sugar.

Best policy is to just stay away from them all together. Then there is no guilt and most of all, you won’t be disappointed for eating nothing.

3 comments

  1. The Hinoeuma · November 13

    Heh. A candy bar rant… That’s new. 😄

    I loved them as a kid…back in the days before TPTB tried to poison us with GMOs. Most candy, now, is genetically engineered with something.

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    • backuphill · November 13

      I do my best to keep it real around here.

      I liked them as a kid too. I used to try and peel the chocolate off without messing up whatever that goo inside is before it becomes a mess.

      However, as an adult, there is nothing fun left about these candy bars. Might as well put it on the package, “Pure disappointment that melts in your mouth.”

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