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Babies are ugly.
There I said it.
Nearly all, and I do mean all, babies are ugly. There really is nothing cute about them.
No, I don’t want to see pictures of your baby. No, I don’t want to see pictures of your new grand-baby. No, I don’t wanna see pictures of any baby.
People, listen, no one really wants to see anything about a baby unless they ask you directly to see pictures of the baby. Otherwise, you are just annoying people needlessly with your gushing about a baby no one cares about but you.
Seriously.
I don’t want to read a blog about your babies. I don’t want to see video clips about your babies. I don’t want so hear stories about your babies.
Just knock it off already.
Piss and Moan 
LOL! Thank you!
I remember a Bill Cosby routine when he was describing the birth of one of his kids. “Put it back in! It isn’t done yet!”
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You are totally welcome!
I remember that Bill Cosby routine. I believe it was from “Himself.” There are truly some classic lines and routines in that show.
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