I have a co-worker that sits in the cubicle next to me. She is constantly munching on crackers and chips, which isn’t necessarily a problem except that she also doesn’t shut her damn mouth while she does it.
All I hear all day long is her CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCHing away. Talk about annoying as hell!
Do you supposed it would be bad work etiquette to punch her in the mouth so her lips swell up and she can’t shove anymore chips in that pie hole?
Yeah, probably not…