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Is fear going to keep you from doing the things you want, seeing the people you want, celebrating the way you want?
The governor has, in all his infinite wisdom (*hack, cough, hack*) along with his fear-mongering lackeys, has advised that you keep your Thanksgiving celebration small. As in, your immediate household. And, if you should gather with more people, it can’t be more than 10 and it should be outdoors.
WTF? We live in the Northwest, land of the ever falling rain and it isn’t exactly tropical temps up here. Yeah, like people are gonna do that…and if you’re afraid, then do it.
But, I say we treat Thanksgiving like we do sex.
Sex is between consenting adults, (typically) behind closed doors or inside the walls of your residence. It’s nobody’s business but theirs, right? People usually take the precautions they think necessary when engaging in such activities and they have a good time doing it. If we are to ignore what goes on behind closed doors because it is the right and choice of consenting adults (even if it is a group, if that’s your thing…) then people can’t say anything about it.
As such, Thanksgiving this year should be treated just like sex.
Yes, it’s a group activity, but all the adults (and their minions) present have consented and acknowledged the risk of gathering behind closed doors. What happens with a turkey, mashed potatoes, yams, cranberry sauce, and whatever other foods you like is nobody’s business but your own. How many people you have together is nobody’s business but your own. How much alcohol you have to consume to be able to stand your crazy uncle, or your in-laws, or the political conversations that will inevitably start, is nobody’s business but yours. If you take precautions to protect yourselves, or others, that’s nobody’s business but your own. The point is, you get to choose, not the government.
So, celebrate. Give thanks and be thankful.
**I will not post tomorrow as I will be gathering against the advice of the government and trying to endure the people who will invade space, my peace, and my quiet for an undetermined amount of time. Happy Thanksgiving to all!**
Thanks for the great analogy! I needed a good laugh today. Yup we here in the Evergreen state are gathering , eating indoors, multiple guests, no masks allowed, lots of good food and conversations. Enjoy your Thanksgiving like humans not sheep.
Thanks for the feedback. I always aim to please! Well, not really. Like it or don’t, I don’t care. LOL
Have a great holiday with all your people. That’s the only way it should be.