Me: Freeze, Dirt Bag!
Me: I said freeze! Now, put down my chocolate chip cookie and step away.
Daughter: Dad, it’s just a cookie. Lighten up.
Me: No, it is NOT just a cookie. It is MY cookie and you are not authorized to touch it, let alone eat it.
Me: You are seriously jeopardizing my ability to love you right now. Drop it!
Daughter: I swear your old age is making you crazy…
Anyone else like chocolate chip cookies as much as me?
Anyone else not like sharing them?
Anyone else feel like your job as a dad is to eat all the chocolate chip cookies before you have to share with the kids? Yeah, me too.
I swear if I have to share another cookie with my kids…