I’m a body wash in a bottle guy for a reason. I don’t like hairy soap, plain and simple.
What do I mean? Well, I have had a bar of soap in the shower in the past. Obviously, I use it to clean my body, every day without fail. But, I use my hands to get a lather and then use my hands to spread the lather over my body parts – which usually also leads to more lather as well. I do not let the bar of soap touch any part of my body directly because I do not like hair on my bar of soap – even my own. It doesn’t even have to be hair from the nether regions of the body, just hair in general.
Now, imagine that I have managed to keep my soap hair free for several months and things are going swell. No worries in the world.
Then imagine a guest staying at the house who does not follow the same “soap rules” as I do. They take a shower, they use the soap in unacceptable ways, which is of course unbeknownst to them. They think nothing of it.
I am sure you can now imagine my surprise when I go to pick up the bar of soap and notice hair stuck to if from the previous user of the soap – obviously not me. Surprise probably isn’t really the right word…but I’ll keep the discussion family friendly. Bar of soap ruined.
Toss that slippery mess right into the trash! It is now contaminated beyond help.
Weird? I don’t know. Maybe. Anyone else out there hate this?
Thus, I am a body wash in a bottle kind of guy. Problem solved. No extra hair, anywhere.